Lunchtime exercise
February 21, 2011 in Uncategorized
Not at all that kind of exercise, I’m afraid. No kilojoules lost here, except for those burnt off through pure, unadulterated, head-exploding hatred of all that is… well, just all that IS.
Today I am MEAN TRACY, well done for guessing!
Mean, unkind, uncharitable, snipy, bitchy, opposite-of-giving-the-benefit-of-the-doubt, everybody-shut-the-fark-up-with-your-stupidness-that-gives-me-a-rash Tracy.
She makes an appearance, on occasion. Today’s she’s out with bells on, swinging her frilly bitch parasol around and generally making herself unpopular.
Wanna see her?
Google GRUMPY FACE & look at the image results. Go on, do it, I’ll wait……
***************ON HOLD MUSIC***************************
Right, you’re back.
Now, take ALL those pictures you saw, roll them up onto one somewhat dumpy, somewhat bland, yet wild-eyed and neck-vein-popping package, stick on a pair of uncomfortable shoes & earrings which were a dumb idea & you have MEEEEEE!
Huzzzaaaaaaaaah!
This is where I stand today. This is who has control of my mind, my feelings and my mouth today. I apologise in advance.
Do I have reasons? No, not really.
Is it going to help to hear “Chin up, cheer up” and so on? No, not really. But thanks for trying.
Will it pass in a minute? God, I hope so. Otherwise somebody, somewhere, sometime today is gonna get it in the neck.
greatgodpan said on February 21, 2011
when your head explodes it will be over………KABOOOM/……..
werekeer said on February 21, 2011
Went on the google-search, but it seems it is mostly toddlers or old ladies in that bracket! You do not fit!
Anyway – no pep-talk here just bury the scissors, carpet-knife, stapler, paper-punch and throwable heavies away and breathe!
Sumanda said on February 21, 2011
If you’re going to go on a mass murder spree, can I come? please? I promise to do my share…
shazdart said on February 21, 2011
Oooo I have had some of those thoughts myself over the weekend. Do you need a sidekick? Services are free. xx
parent24ed said on February 21, 2011
Take off those earrings immediately. Slip off your shoes. Drink tea. Better?
deblet said on February 21, 2011
Bah humbug….tomorrow then?
rochelle.barrish said on February 21, 2011
Take off the shoes, dude and get into some comfy pants or skirt at once.
youunlimited said on February 21, 2011
I was handing out “I survived Monday” badges on Twitter a little while ago. Stick that on your frilly parasol.
rebeccav said on February 22, 2011
Oh, just catching up. I see this was yesterday, so you should be feeling good today
Hope you all survived!
AyDee said on February 22, 2011
Aaah I’m a day late as well, so here’s hoping the week is much better than yesterday